11 Jokes For Sigmund Freud

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Updated on: Dec 21 2024

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Why did Freud always carry a flashlight? To shed some light on the unconscious!
What did Freud say to the messy person? 'Cleanliness is not just next to godliness; it's a subconscious desire!
What did Freud say to the messy painter? 'Your chaos is a masterpiece waiting to be understood!
What did Freud say to the procrastinator? 'Sometimes a deadline is just a deadline.
What did Freud say to the vegetable garden? 'Sometimes a cucumber is just a cucumber.
What did Freud say about the broken clock? 'Even a stopped clock is right twice a day... unless it's repressing the time.
Why did Freud refuse to buy a boat? He didn't want to be analyzed by a Freudian slip.
Why did Sigmund Freud bring a map to therapy? Because he wanted to explore the unconscious!
Why did Freud carry a mirror everywhere? To reflect on the conscious and unconscious!
Why did Freud refuse to play cards? He was tired of everyone trying to analyze his 'tell'.
What did Freud say to his friend who was upset about losing his keys? 'Sometimes a key is just a key.

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