6 Jokes For Sicilian

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Updated on: Dec 22 2024

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What did the Sicilian say to their crush? 'You're the marinara to my spaghetti - together, we make a saucy pair!
Why did the Sicilian bring a ladder to the restaurant? To reach the high notes in the 's-pasta' dish!
What's a Sicilian's favorite type of music? Opera, because it's 'al-dente' with emotions!
I tried to tell a joke about Sicilian wine, but it aged too well and became a classic!
Why did the Sicilian take up gardening? Because they wanted to grow some 'pasta-bilities' in their backyard!
Why did the Sicilian bring a loaf of bread to the poker game? They wanted to bring a 'slice' of luck!

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