6 Jokes For Sicilian

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Updated on: Dec 22 2024

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What's a Sicilian's favorite type of seafood? Sardines, because they like a little 'Sicil-ian' the flavor!
How do Sicilians stay in shape? They exercise their right to eat plenty of cannoli!
I asked a Sicilian friend if they believe in love at first sight. They said, 'No, it's more like love at first bite of pizza!
How does a Sicilian make decisions? They 'pasta-bly' think about it over a plate of spaghetti!
How did the Sicilian become a successful chef? They kneaded the dough and 'pasta' lot of trials!
What do you get when you cross a Sicilian with a comedian? A stand-up pasta!

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