7 Jokes For Shredded

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Updated on: Aug 08 2024

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I went to a salsa dance class, but I'm better at salsa eating. I shredded the dance floor instead.
I tried to make a salad, but I accidentally shredded my plans instead.
I asked my paper why it looked so fit. It said it had been hitting the shred-mill.
My fitness trainer told me to focus on my core. So, I shredded some cheese for a workout.
I told my friend a joke about paper, but it was tearable. It left us both in shreds.
I told my friend I could make a salad with any instrument. He handed me a cheese grater. I shredded on the guitar instead.
I accidentally added too much spice to my soup. Now, it's known as the 'shred-hot' special.

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