5 Jokes For Shredded

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Updated on: Aug 08 2024

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The Fitness Freak

Shredding those extra pounds
I told my friend I'm on a shredded cheese diet. He was impressed until he found out I was eating it while watching workout videos.

The Chef

Shredding in the kitchen
I asked the waiter for a recommendation, and he said the chef was great at shredding vegetables. I didn't realize he meant in the food processor, not emotionally.

The Relationship Expert

Shredding through breakups
My friend said I should shred my ex's pictures to move on. Now I'm banned from every photo studio in town.

The Guitarist

Shredding on the guitar
My guitar teacher told me, "You need to learn to shred." So, now I'm taking lessons on how to properly destroy my ex's mixtapes.

The Office Worker

Shredding through paperwork
The only thing I've shredded at work is my hopes and dreams. Turns out, they don't fit into the company's filing system.

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