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I've come to the conclusion that shoulders are the true rebels of the body. They don't follow the rules of symmetry. One shoulder is always like, "I'm a little higher today," and the other is like, "I'm taking the day off.
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Shoulders are the ultimate multitaskers. They're handling groceries, carrying bags, and at the same time, trying to maintain that cool posture. It's like they're saying, "I got this, and I'm doing it with style.
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Shoulders have this secret language. If you accidentally brush against someone else's shoulder, it's like a silent agreement that says, "Neither of us saw that, right?" It's the unspoken etiquette of crowded places.
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I've realized that my shoulder has a very selective memory. It can remember every embarrassing dance move I made at weddings, but when it comes to recalling where I left my keys, suddenly it's got amnesia.
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The shoulder is the body's built-in shrug mechanism. When life throws a curveball, it's the shoulder's way of saying, "Eh, what are you gonna do?" It's the physical embodiment of the ¯_(ツ)_/¯.
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Ever notice how shoulders are like the VIP section of your body? They always get the fancy massages, the cool tattoos, and sometimes they even get a parrot tattoo that screams, "I'm adventurous, but only from the neck up.
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My shoulder is like a weather forecaster. It starts aching, and I know it's either going to rain or my neighbor is about to play his bagpipes again. Either way, it's time to brace for impact.
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You ever try to scratch that spot on your back that your shoulder just can't reach? It's like playing an intense game of Twister, and the only prize is not having an itch for the next five minutes.
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Shoulders are like the unsung heroes of the body. They carry the weight of the world, and in return, we just expect them to look good in tank tops. It's like having a superhero in a designer costume.
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