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Why did the pastor bring a ladder to the sermon about change? Because he wanted to take his preaching to a whole new level!
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What do you call a sermon about change delivered by a gardener? A 'root awakening'!
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Why did the comedian go to the sermon about change? He wanted to work on his punchlines for a 'reformed' routine!
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Why was the letter 'A' the star of the sermon about change? Because it wanted to 'A-im' for a better version of itself!
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Why did the musician attend the sermon about change? He wanted to learn how to 'key' his life into a new tune!
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Why did the clock attend the sermon about change? It wanted to learn how to make time for a transformation!
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Why did the ocean attend the sermon about change? It wanted to make waves with its transformation!
Change and My Fridge
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I'm all for change, but have you ever tried rearranging your fridge? It's like playing Jenga with Tupperware. I always find something at the back that's older than my internet browser history. It's like a time capsule in there, and not the good kind.
Change and My Hairstyle
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They say a new hairstyle can bring about change. So, I tried it. I walked into the salon and said, Give me the 'I-have-my-life-together' look. I walked out with a haircut that says, I tried kale once, hated it, and went back to pizza.
Change and the Gym
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I joined a gym once, inspired by the sermon of change. You know what changed? My monthly bank statement. The only six-pack I gained was from the vending machine in the lobby. Who knew treadmills could be such effective coat racks?
Change and My Bed
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They say change starts from within. Well, my bed is a master of change. Every night, it transforms from a peaceful haven into a war zone of twisted sheets and lost socks. If that's not a sermon about change, I don't know what is.
Change and the Weather
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They say change is the only constant. Tell that to the weather. I mean, if change is so constant, why do I need a wardrobe that rivals a department store just to go out for groceries? Mother Nature needs a better PR manager.
Change and My New Year's Resolutions
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I tried making New Year's resolutions once. That's the ultimate sermon about change. By February, my resolutions were like that friend who borrows money and disappears – nowhere to be found. I guess change and commitment have an on-again, off-again relationship.
Change and My Phone Battery
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They say change is good for the soul. Well, tell that to my phone battery. It goes from 100% to 1% faster than I go from motivated to hitting the snooze button. If only my energy level had the resilience of my phone charger.
Change is Like Wi-Fi
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They say change is inevitable, like death and taxes. But honestly, I'd rather deal with taxes. At least with taxes, you get a return. Change is more like Wi-Fi at a coffee shop – you think you have it, and then it disappears just when you need it the most.
Change in My Couch Cushions
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I hear this sermon about change all the time. You know where I find most of my change? In my couch cushions. So, I guess my living room is my personal house of worship. And trust me, that remote control is like the holy grail – hard to find and filled with mysterious powers.
Changin' it Up
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You ever notice how people talk about change like it's some holy sermon? I mean, if change is so great, why don't they start with my spare change? I've got a jar at home that's been preaching the gospel of pennies for years. Maybe it's time for a conversion!
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