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You know your secretary is a pro when they can turn your messy scribbles into a beautifully formatted document. I can barely turn my grocery list into something legible, let alone professional.
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Secretaries are like office ninjas. You never see them coming, but suddenly your inbox is organized, your calendar is optimized, and you wonder how you ever survived without them. It's like having a productivity superhero on speed dial.
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Secretaries have this magical ability to answer the phone with a smile in their voice, no matter what chaos is happening around them. Meanwhile, I can't even muster a polite "hello" until I've had my third cup of coffee.
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Secretaries are the true multitasking masters. They can schedule a meeting, order office supplies, and discreetly roll their eyes at their boss's terrible jokes all at the same time. I struggle to walk and chew gum simultaneously.
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Secretaries are the real-life gatekeepers of the office. They decide who gets through to the boss and who gets directed to voicemail purgatory. I once tried to get past my secretary with a fake British accent. Spoiler alert: It didn't work.
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Secretaries must have a sixth sense for dealing with office drama. They can sense tension from a mile away and swoop in like workplace mediators. If only they offered relationship advice too, we'd all be happily employed.
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Secretaries are basically human spell-check for your emails. You think you're typing "meeting" and they're like, "Did you mean 'mating'?" Well, no, but now I'm wondering what kind of office I'm working in.
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Secretaries are the true rulers of the office supply kingdom. Need a pen? A stapler? Post-its in every color imaginable? Just ask the secretary – they've got the keys to the stationery treasure chest. It's like having your own personal office supply genie, minus the magic carpet.
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Secretaries are like the therapists of the workplace. You walk into their office with a problem, and they listen, nodding understandingly. But instead of giving you advice, they hand you a fresh cup of coffee and send you back into the battlefield.
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