7 Second Grade Jokes

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Updated on: Mar 24 2025

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What did the second grader say to the spelling bee champion? 'You're un-BEE-lievable!
What did one second grader say to the other during math class? 'I can count on you!
Why did the second grader bring a mirror to school? To show everyone a reflection of good behavior!
Why did the second grader bring a pencil to bed? In case he wanted to draw his dreams!
What's a second grader's favorite type of music? Skip-hop!
Why did the second grader cross the road? To prove he could 'elementary' my dear Watson!
What did the second grader say to the art teacher? 'I can draw a blank!

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