5 Jokes For Scuba Diver

Double Meaning Jokes

Updated on: Feb 26 2025

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The Romantic Scuba Diver

Always trying to set up underwater dates
Asked my date if she believed in love at first dive. She said, "Depends, are we talking about sharks or dolphins?

The Forgetful Scuba Diver

Keeps forgetting why they went underwater in the first place
Tried to write a scuba diving blog. Couldn't remember the dive. Title: "Adventures in Forgetfulness: My Deep Sea Odyssey... I think.

The Clumsy Scuba Diver

Constantly bumping into things underwater
Went scuba diving with my friends. They said it was a beautiful coral reef; I thought it was an obstacle course.

The Paranoid Scuba Diver

Convinced there's a fish conspiracy against them
Bought a fish dictionary to understand the gossip about me in the underwater world. Turns out, they think my wetsuit is so last season.

The Overly Enthusiastic Scuba Diver

Can't contain excitement, even underwater
Tried to play hide and seek with a shrimp. I was so excited; I forgot I was "it" and just started counting again.

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