5 Jokes For Screwdriver

Double Meaning Jokes

Updated on: Jun 30 2025

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The Detective's Dilemma

Solving a crime with a screwdriver
Crime scene investigation tip: If you want to look like a serious detective, carry a magnifying glass, not a screwdriver. Otherwise, you'll just be the clueless handyman at a crime scene.

The Fashionista's Fiasco

Using a screwdriver as a fashion accessory
I thought a screwdriver in my pocket would make a bold fashion statement. Now people just assume I'm ready to fix things at a moment's notice. I'm more fashion emergency than fashionista.

The Handyman's Dilemma

Trying to fix things with a screwdriver
I decided to be ambitious and fix my car with a screwdriver. Now it not only doesn't start, but it also sends smoke signals that translate to "Call a real mechanic.

The DIY Chef's Disaster

Cooking with a screwdriver
Cooking with a screwdriver is like trying to paint a masterpiece with a roller brush. Sure, it's a tool, but it's not meant for delicate culinary strokes. Now my spaghetti has a metallic twist.

The Mixologist's Misadventure

Making a cocktail with a screwdriver
I thought adding a twist to my cocktail meant using a screwdriver. Turns out, my friends didn't appreciate the literal twist when they found screws at the bottom of their glasses.

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