18 Jokes About Scooby Doo

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Updated on: Dec 26 2024

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Why is Scooby-Doo a great comedian? Because his jokes are always 'paws'-itively hilarious!
What's Scooby-Doo's favorite dance move? The 'Ruh-roh' shuffle!
What's Scooby-Doo's favorite subject in school? History – he loves digging up 'ancient bones'!
Why did Scooby-Doo start a band? He wanted to play some 'howl'-oween music!
Why did Scooby-Doo become a detective? Because he wanted to get to the bottom of the 'ruff' cases!
Why did Shaggy and Scooby start a landscaping business? Because they wanted to solve 'mow'-ster mysteries!
Why does Scooby-Doo love to play hide and seek? Because he's always 'spot' on at finding clues!
What's Scooby-Doo's favorite kind of pizza? 'Mystery Meat' lovers with extra 'ruh-roh' sauce!

Scooby-Doo's Dating Advice

If Scooby-Doo gave dating advice, it would probably be something like, Rove is rove, Raggy, but always check for ghosts before committing to a relationship. You don't want any spooky surprises on date night. Trust me, I've been there! Thanks, Scooby, I'll be sure to bring a ghost detector on my next date.

Scooby-Doo and the Mystery of My Missing Socks

You ever notice how Scooby-Doo can solve the most complex mysteries, like unmasking ghosts and catching criminals, but he'd be utterly useless in my house? I mean, I need him to solve the mystery of my missing socks! Every time I do laundry, it's like my socks are playing hide and seek. I need Scooby and the gang to show up with their magnifying glass and solve the case of the disappearing hosiery.

Scooby-Doo's Job Search

I heard Scooby-Doo was looking for a new job. He applied to be a security guard at the art museum. His cover letter said, I'm great at catching fake ghosts, so catching art thieves should be a piece of cake. I hope they have a pension plan for Great Danes.

Scooby-Doo and Shaggy's Snack Intervention

Can we talk about Shaggy and Scooby's relationship with food for a moment? I've never seen anyone so committed to snacks. I wish I had their dedication when it comes to the gym. I can imagine them at a snack intervention, Scooby saying, Ruh-roh, Raggy, we need to cut back on the Scooby Snacks, and Shaggy responding, Like, no way, Scoob! Snacks are life, man!

Scooby-Doo's Hipster Phase

I heard Scooby-Doo went through a hipster phase. He was into mysteries before they were cool. He'd solve crimes with a magnifying glass that had a handlebar mustache on it. And his favorite snacks? Organic, gluten-free Scooby Snacks, of course. Zoinks, that's some next-level mystery solving.

Scooby-Doo and the Paranormal Realtor

Scooby-Doo is such a versatile character. I heard he's now working as a paranormal realtor. You know, helping ghosts find their dream homes. Raggy, this haunted mansion has a great view of the cemetery, and the neighbors are a friendly ghost family. What do you think?

Scooby-Doo in Therapy

Imagine Scooby-Doo in therapy: Raggy, I've been having these nightmares about giant Scooby Snacks chasing me. What does it mean? The therapist would probably say, Well, Scooby, it sounds like you have a fear of commitment... to snacks.

Scooby-Doo's Political Campaign

Scooby-Doo is running for office. His campaign slogan? A Scooby Snack in every pot and a mystery van in every garage. I don't know about you, but I'm ready for a leader who can unmask corruption and still have time for a good snack.

Scooby-Doo's Cooking Show

I caught Scooby-Doo's cooking show the other day. His signature dish? Mystery Meat Surprise. I don't know what's in it, but every episode ends with him saying, Ranks for roining me in the rook!

Scooby-Doo's Fitness Program

Scooby-Doo is launching his own fitness program. It's called Zoinks to Six-Pack Abs. The secret? Running away from monsters and doing push-ups with Scooby Snacks on your back. I tried it, and now I have the physique of a scared cartoon character.

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