10 Jokes About Scooby Doo

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Updated on: Dec 26 2024

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Scooby-Doo's gang has been solving mysteries for decades, and I'm still wondering how they fund their operation. Maybe there's a hidden episode where they negotiate sponsorships and product placements – "This mystery is brought to you by Scooby Snacks and Mystery Mobile Repair Shop.
Velma in Scooby-Doo is always losing her glasses, and the gang has to help her find them. I'm thinking, maybe invest in a glasses chain, Velma. It's not like they're going out of style, and it would save you a lot of trouble.
I was watching Scooby-Doo the other day, and it hit me – these kids have a talking dog that loves snacks and is afraid of everything. So basically, Shaggy and Scooby are just a stoner and his therapy dog.
Scooby-Doo taught me that if you hear strange noises in an old, abandoned mansion, the best course of action is to split up and investigate. Because, you know, nothing bad ever happens to people who wander off alone in creepy places, right?
Scooby-Doo taught me that the best way to escape from a monster is to run through as many doors as possible until you end up in the kitchen. Apparently, even ghosts and ghouls can't resist a late-night snack.
You know, in Scooby-Doo, the gang always unmasks the villain, revealing some disgruntled old guy. It's like, come on, writers, spice it up a bit! Have Scooby unmask an actual ghost once in a while. Now, that would be a surprise.
You ever notice how in Scooby-Doo, a group of teenagers is solving mysteries while driving around in a van? I mean, when I was a teenager, the only mystery my friends and I were solving was who ate the last slice of pizza in the fridge.
I love how Scooby-Doo has this talking dog, and everyone's cool with it. In real life, if my dog started talking, I'd probably be less intrigued and more concerned about what's in my coffee.
Velma is always the brains of the operation in Scooby-Doo, but have you noticed how her glasses are thick enough to see into the future? She's practically solving mysteries before they even happen.
Scooby-Doo logic: The gang can unmask a criminal with a single clue, but they can't recognize someone they went to high school with. Maybe they need to invest in some mystery-solving glasses for everyday use.

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