5 School Talent Show Jokes

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Updated on: Jun 13 2024

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Overzealous Stage Parent

Overbearing parental expectations
My mom is so into this talent show thing, she's considering launching a Kickstarter for my violin lessons. I'm eight, and I think I just got my first sponsor!

Nervous Performer

Battling stage fright
At this point, I'm not sure if I'm in a school talent show or an Olympic event. They're prepping me backstage like, 'Just remember to stick the landing of your knock-knock joke!'

Enthusiastic Audience Member

Balancing genuine enthusiasm with questionable performances
I'm the audience member who cheers for every act, even if the performance makes me question my hearing. 'Is that a kazoo or a dying cat? Either way, bravo!'

Unimpressed Judge

Enduring lackluster performances
I’ve mastered the art of nodding and smiling like I’m deeply moved by a recorder rendition of 'Hot Cross Buns.' It’s my 'I'm an adult and supportive' face.

Tech Crew Member

Dealing with technical difficulties
The tech booth during a talent show is my own version of a stressful cooking show. 'Today, we'll be attempting to make sound come out of speakers consistently. Let's hope it's not a disaster!'

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