5 School Speeches Jokes

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Updated on: Jun 12 2024

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The Procrastinator

Last-minute preparation for school speeches
My speech was like a surprise party – I didn't know the details until the very last minute, and everyone was disappointed.

The Rebel

Resisting conformity in school speeches
My speech was so rebellious; it joined a punk band and got a tattoo on its conclusion. The principal was not impressed.

The Class Clown

Trying to be funny without getting detention
I asked my friend for advice on making speeches funny. They said, "Just imagine everyone in their underwear." Now, my speech is rated R, and I'm in detention.

The Overachiever

Balancing the desire for perfect grades with the fear of public speaking
I prepared so much for my speech that when I got up there, I forgot if I was giving a TED Talk or accepting an Academy Award. I ended up thanking my imaginary agent and the barista who made my morning coffee.

The Nervous Student

Overcoming stage fright during school speeches
Being nervous during speeches is like my superpower. If anxiety burned calories, I'd be the fittest person in the room.

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