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Why did the textbook go on stage during the school play? Because it wanted to be an open book!
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Why did the actor bring a backpack to the school play? He wanted to stage a back pack scene!
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Why did the broom get a part in the school play? It swept the director off their feet!
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Why did the actor bring a ladder to the school play? To reach the high notes!
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Why did the teacher go to the play with a ladder? To see the high school drama!
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Why did the tomato turn red during the school play? It saw the salad dressing!
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Why did the actor always bring a pencil to the school play? Because he wanted to draw a crowd!
Encore, Anyone?
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You know it's a school play when the parents are torn between wanting to support their kids and secretly hoping for a fire drill intermission. I swear, after the fifth round of Twinkle, Twinkle, Little Star, even Mozart would be begging for an encore – of silence!
Costume Catastrophes
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You know a school play is going downhill when the costumes look like they were thrown together by a blindfolded fashion designer with a glue gun. I saw a kid playing a tree with branches that kept falling off. It was like Mother Nature was going through a rough shedding season.
Parental Participation
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They say every child is a star in the school play. Well, if that's the case, then every parent is a backstage janitor. I was handed a broom and a mop with my program. I thought I was there to support my kid's acting career, not audition for a role in Cinderella's cleaning crew!
The Unscripted Extras
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In the school play I attended, there were some unscripted extras who stole the spotlight. One kid in the background was clearly on his own adventure, searching for lost homework or something. I was waiting for the main character to turn around and say, Why is Timmy looking for his backpack during Romeo and Juliet?
The School Play Spectacle
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You ever been to a school play? It's like a Broadway show, but with more confused parents and less Hamilton. I watched one recently, and I thought I accidentally stumbled into a Shakespearean version of The Emoji Movie. I mean, those kids were expressing emotions I didn't even know emojis had!
The Tech Crew's Dilemma
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I have newfound respect for the unsung heroes of school plays—the tech crew. They're like the Navy SEALs of the elementary school drama scene. I saw one kid frantically trying to operate the spotlight while eating a sandwich. Multitasking at its finest – Broadway, take notes!
The One-Line Wonder
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I saw a school play with a kid who had one line, and they practiced it for weeks. The big moment came, and you could see the pride in his eyes. He delivered his line, and the audience erupted in applause. I haven't seen someone get so much praise for saying, The cat is on the mat, since Dr. Seuss.
The Phantom of the Auditorium
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The school play I attended had its own version of the Phantom of the Opera. But instead of haunting the opera house, this phantom just kept accidentally turning the lights on and off backstage. It was like a disco inferno with confused actors trying to find their way through the darkness.
Drama Club or Soap Opera?
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I went to see a school play last week, and I swear the drama backstage was more entertaining than the play itself. There were more plot twists in the green room than in a season finale of any soap opera. I was waiting for someone to storm out and declare, I can't work under these conditions! It's a middle school play, not a Broadway diva-off!
The Overzealous Director
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Have you noticed how every school play has that one overzealous director who treats it like they're orchestrating the next Oscar-winning film? I saw a director yelling, More passion! More emotion! It's a third-grade rendition of Goldilocks and the Three Bears, not a Shakespearean tragedy. I didn't know porridge could be so dramatic.
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