5 Jokes For School Play

Double Meaning Jokes

Updated on: Apr 18 2025

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Awkward Parent in the Front Row

Struggling to understand their child's artistic interpretation.
I asked my kid why they were wearing a unicorn costume for the historical drama. Apparently, it was a "time-traveling unicorn." Ah, history – the mythical era.

Overenthusiastic Drama Teacher

Trying to make the school play more dramatic than a soap opera.
The drama teacher's idea of a subtle performance is like asking a hurricane to whisper – impossible.

Overachieving Stage Parent

Trying to turn every school play into a Broadway production.
I brought my own fog machine to the school play. Because nothing says "elementary school performance" like a dramatic entrance through a cloud.

Disinterested Teenager in the Cast

Just wanting to get through the play without being embarrassed.
I'm playing a background character in the school play. Basically, I'm the human version of elevator music – there, but nobody really notices.

Confused Custodian

Wondering why there are suddenly dragons and spaceships in the school hallway.
Cleaning up after the school play is like a treasure hunt. I once found a glitter cannon under a pile of discarded princess dresses. It's the little joys in life.

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