5 Scholarship Jokes

Double Meaning Jokes

Updated on: Jul 03 2025

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The Procrastinator

Racing against time to meet scholarship deadlines
They should have a scholarship for filling out scholarship applications. I'd be a billionaire by now if it weren't for those pesky essay questions and the mysterious character limit.

The Overachiever

Juggling multiple scholarships and high expectations
I have a scholarship for public speaking, another for leadership, and one for underwater basket weaving. I'm not sure when I'll need that last one, but hey, it's always good to be prepared for aquatic emergencies.

The Struggling Student

Balancing the pursuit of knowledge and financial survival
I got a scholarship that covers tuition, but it didn't mention anything about the emotional trauma from exams. Is there a scholarship for therapy sessions?

The Skeptic

Questioning the legitimacy of scholarships
They say scholarships are an investment in your future. Well, my future better have a solid return because my present is looking pretty broke.

The Unlucky Recipient

Dealing with unexpected and bizarre scholarship terms
There's a scholarship for being good at video games. Mom, dad, all those years you called it a waste of time, who's laughing now? I am, all the way to the bank.

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