7 Jokes For Say Hello

Witty Jokes

Updated on: Jul 21 2024

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Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two-tired! It needed to say hello from the ground up!
Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged! Now it's trying to say hello from the grounds for evidence!
I told my friend to stop acting like a flamingo. It's time to say goodbye to the pink feathers and learn to say hello properly!
Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything! But hey, at least they say hello when you split them!
Why did the banana go to therapy? It had trouble saying hello. It always slipped up and said 'yellow' instead!
Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing and wanted to say hello!
What did one ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, they just waved. But if they did talk, they'd probably say hello-tide!

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