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Salon Mirror
Reflecting the truth, even when the client is in denial about their new hairstyle.
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Mirror, mirror on the wall, why do people think I can magically fix a DIY haircut disaster? I'm just a mirror, not a time machine to undo bad decisions.
Customer at the Salon
When the customer and the stylist have different interpretations of 'just a trim.'
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I asked for layers, not a ladder! I left the salon feeling like I should be climbing the corporate hair growth ladder.
Salon Receptionist
Trying to maintain a serene atmosphere while chaos unfolds around you.
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Yes, ma'am, we do have WiFi." I didn't think I'd be working at the Help Desk for hairdos, but here I am, ensuring everyone's phone has a signal while they're mid-hair transformation.
Stylist at the Salon
Dealing with clients who suddenly become hair experts after watching one YouTube tutorial.
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It's amazing how many clients believe a DIY haircut is just a pair of scissors away from being runway-ready. Sorry, but even Michelangelo needed more than a pair of scissors to paint the Sistine Chapel.
The Shampoo Assistant
Maneuvering through small talk while washing someone's hair and avoiding the awkward hair-in-mouth situation.
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Note to self: In shampoo assistant training, they should include a module on how to gracefully dodge flying hair when someone decides to dramatically flip their head mid-rinse.
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