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I think salmonella missed its true calling – it should've been a detective. It has this uncanny ability to investigate your digestive system and find all the hidden nooks and crannies.
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Salmonella is the culinary equivalent of a surprise pop quiz. You're just minding your own business, enjoying a meal, and suddenly your body's like, "Surprise! Time to test your digestive system's resilience!
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You know you're an adult when you have an entire section in your fridge dedicated to preventing a salmonella uprising – separating raw from cooked, doing the chicken shuffle. It's like a culinary game of chess.
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Salmonella is the only thing that can make you question your life choices while sitting on the toilet, thinking, "Maybe that questionable sushi from the gas station wasn't the best idea.
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Salmonella is like the unexpected guest at the dinner party of life. You never invited it, but there it is, causing chaos in your stomach, and you're left regretting not just ordering pizza.
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I read somewhere that most cases of salmonella come from undercooked chicken. So basically, it's like the chicken is saying, "Hey, you thought you were the boss of this relationship? Think again.
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They say prevention is better than cure, but with salmonella, it's more like prevention is the only option unless you want to be intimately acquainted with your bathroom tiles.
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You ever notice how salmonella sounds like a fancy dish you'd order at a high-end restaurant? "I'll have the salmonella, please, with a side of regret and a touch of intestinal distress.
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Salmonella is like the rebellious teenager of the foodborne illnesses. It doesn't care about your cooking rules or your thermometer – it just wants to do its own thing and cause a riot.
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