6 Jokes About Salads

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Updated on: May 25 2025

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What's a salad's favorite party game? Lettuce charades!

Why did the lettuce join the band? Because it had the best 'leaf' vocals!

What did one salad say to the other at the party? 'Lettuce romaine friends and have a dressing good time!

Why did the salad go to the barbecue? To get a little grilling!

What do you get when you mix a salad with a magician? A disappearing lettuce trick!

My salad is so good at playing hide and seek. I haven't found it yet!

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