6 Jokes About Salads

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Updated on: May 25 2025

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Why did the salad go to therapy? It had too many 'issues' with its dressing!

Why did the salad get an award? Because it was outstanding in its field!

My salad is so fresh, it's on a first-name basis with the garden!

Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing!

I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised – just like my salad!

I asked my salad if it wanted to go out. It said, 'Lettuce romaine friends!

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