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Rumors are like the junk food of information – irresistible, addictive, and probably not good for you. Before you know it, you've consumed a whole bag of hearsay chips and you're left wondering why you feel so bloated with drama.
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I heard a rumor that if you say "I'll be there in five minutes" three times, people start setting up search parties. I think that's just the universal code for "I'm still in my pajamas.
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You ever notice how rumors have a way of evolving? It's like a game of telephone where by the end, the original story is so distorted that it's about an alien invasion instead of someone forgetting to take out the trash.
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You ever notice how rumors spread faster than Wi-Fi? I mean, I can't even get a text to send, but somehow the entire neighborhood knows I got a pet ferret named Mr. Whiskers before I even get home!
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Rumors are the real-time analytics of our social circles. I mean, if you want to know who's dating who, just skip the relationship status updates and go straight to the rumor mill – it's like a dating app on steroids.
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Rumors are like the background music of our lives – you don't always notice them, but they're always there, subtly influencing the atmosphere. It's like living in a never-ending soap opera, and I didn't even audition for this role!
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I've realized that rumors are just society's version of a group chat. You say one thing, and suddenly the entire town is involved, offering their two cents like they're getting paid by the opinion.
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Rumors are like the spice of conversation – a little bit adds flavor, but too much, and you're left with a burning sensation that makes you question your life choices. So, let's keep it mild, folks.
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Rumors are like the weather forecast of our social lives. One day you're basking in the sunshine of popularity, and the next, there's a 100% chance of gossip storms raining on your parade.
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