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Updated on: Jun 13 2024

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The Overzealous Handshake

Awkward handshakes and their aftermath
I had a handshake so firm; I think I accidentally agreed to be someone's workout partner. Now, I'm waiting for them to call me at 6 am like, "Let's pump iron, buddy!

The Unlucky Genie

A genie who misinterprets wishes
I rubbed a lamp, and a genie popped out. I said, "I want a date," and now my calendar is full of fruit. Thanks, genie, but I wanted someone to share my fries with.

The Sneaky Cat

Cats and their mysterious behavior
You ever try to pet a cat, and it just stares at you like you're violating some feline privacy law? I'm just rubbing your back, not reading your diary, Mr. Whiskers!

The Sneezing Fit

An unfortunate sneezing situation
Sneezing while rubbing lotion on my hands is like a surprise party for germs. They're all invited, and I didn't even get to send out the invitations.

The Massage Therapist

Awkward moments during a massage
I had this massage, and the therapist goes, "You've got some issues in your lower back." I'm like, "That's not issues; that's called living a sedentary lifestyle!

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