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What's a rubber duck's favorite type of music? Jazz, because it loves the quacks!
Rubber Duck Crimes
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I recently got pulled over for a broken taillight. The cop asked if I had any rubber ducks in the car. Apparently, there's a new law against excessive cuteness on the road. I tried to explain it was for emotional support, but he just handed me a ticket and said, Quack your way to court.
Rubber Duck Fashion
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Fashion is subjective. I tried wearing a rubber duck as a brooch. People gave me strange looks. I guess they weren't ready for avant-garde fowl fashion. Duck chic, anyone?
Rubber Duck Therapy
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You ever tried rubber duck therapy? I talk to this little yellow guy when I'm stressed. It's like having a therapist, but instead of professional advice, I get a quack and a judgmental stare.
Rubber Duck Parenting
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Parenting is a challenge, especially when your kid insists on bringing their rubber duck everywhere. I've become a pro at negotiating with a squeaky toy. Okay, Mr. Quackers, nap time is over. We need to talk about your bedtime quack-tivities.
Rubber Duck Job Interview
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I had a job interview, and they asked about problem-solving skills. I proudly mentioned my rubber duck. The interviewer said, You talk to a duck? I said, Well, it's more of a one-way conversation, but that duck has seen me through Excel spreadsheet breakdowns and coffee machine malfunctions.
Rubber Duck Fitness
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Trying to stay fit these days. I heard about this new trend called rubber duck yoga. You do the downward duck, the quacking pigeon pose. It's great until you accidentally step on your yoga instructor's squeaky friend. Namaste or should I say, Quackmaste?
Rubber Duck Celebrity
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I heard the rubber duck got invited to the Oscars. Yeah, it walked the red carpet. I can't even get an invite to my neighbor's barbecue. I guess fame really is about being in the right bathtub at the right time.
Rubber Duck Romance
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I recently got into online dating. It's tough out there! My last date was with someone who said they were into rubber ducks. I thought, Hey, it's a quirky hobby. Turns out, they meant exclusively rubber ducks. The restaurant was like a pond, and they brought their own duck. Weirdest third wheel ever.
Rubber Duck Conspiracy
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I think rubber ducks are plotting world domination. You ever notice how they stare at you with those beady eyes? I caught mine whispering to the soap dish. I can't trust a duck that conspires with toiletries.
Rubber Duck Therapy: Part 2
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I upgraded my rubber duck therapy to a group session. Now I've got a whole collection of them. It's like a quack-tastic support group. We sit in a circle, share our feelings, and occasionally have a float race. It's therapeutic until someone starts cheating with a motorized duck.
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