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You ever notice how rubber ducks are like the unsolvable mystery of the bath world? Where do they come from? Who manufactures them all? It's like they just magically appear, ready to entertain and mildly confuse us.
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You know what's impressive? How a kid can have an entire collection of toys, but the moment the rubber duck enters the picture, it becomes the CEO of the bathtub. It's like a toddler's version of taking charge in the boardroom.
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Rubber ducks must be the laziest creatures on the planet. They never swim away, they're perpetually in the same spot. I'm starting to think they might secretly be the anchors of the bathtub ecosystem.
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Do you ever feel like a rubber duck is judging your life choices as it quietly observes your bath time conversations? Like it's seen too much and it knows too much, but it's just biding its time until the right moment to spill the bubbles.
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I've got a question... who decided that the ultimate bath toy was a duck that can't even quack? I mean, what's the conversation there? "Let's make bath time fun!" "How?" "Silent ducks, trust me.
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Rubber ducks are the unsung heroes of parenting. You lose one, you've lost a soldier in the battle against toddler boredom. But find it, and you're a hero. It's like a miniature version of a "Where's Waldo" for exhausted parents.
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I love how a rubber duck can be a symbol of both fun and sheer terror. You're trying to relax in the tub, everything's cool, and then the duck floats near your leg and suddenly you're in a horror movie. "Dun-dun-dunnn.
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I don't know if rubber ducks are the ultimate spies or just really bad at hide and seek. I mean, you can have one in plain sight, and it'll still feel like it's incognito, undercover among the bubbles.
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You know, I never quite understood the concept of a rubber duck. It's like, "Hey, let's take a bird that hates water, make it out of rubber, and expect kids to splash around happily with it in the bathtub.
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