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Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm reading a book on anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down.
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Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm reading a book on anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down.
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Roses are red, violets are blue, I used to be a baker because I kneaded dough.
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Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it.
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Roses are red, violets are blue, I used to be a baker because I kneaded dough.
Roses are red, violets are blue
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You know you're an adult when you hear those lines and think about the mortgage rates on a house with a garden full of roses and violets. Yeah, roses might be red, but my bank account is definitely in the red.
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I tried my hand at poetry the other day, inspired by those classic lines. So, I wrote: Roses are red, violets are blue, my refrigerator's empty, just like my dating life. Turns out, the only thing I can grow in my garden is a collection of takeout menus.
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I decided to use those lines in a pickup line at the bar. I walked up to someone and said, Roses are red, violets are blue, I’m not good at poetry, but how about dinner for two? They replied, Roses are red, violets are blue, this pickup line's lame, find someone new.
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I'm not great with plants. I bought some roses once, and they died within a week. So, I thought I'd switch to violets because they say they're blue. Turns out, they were just having an identity crisis. Now I have a garden full of flowers in therapy.
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I asked my friend for relationship advice, and he said, Remember, roses are red, violets are blue. I followed his advice, and now I'm single. Turns out, the key to a lasting relationship is not repeating clichés your friend heard from a fortune cookie.
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I tried to impress my date with some poetry. I said, Roses are red, violets are blue, I’m not great at rhyming, but hey, I’m into you. She replied, Roses are red, violets are blue, this is awkward, let's just stick to 'How about that weather?'
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Have you noticed how greeting cards always use these lines? Roses are red, violets are blue, I love you. I tried that with my landlord when rent was due. Let me tell you, my eviction notice was not as poetic.
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I tried to be romantic recently. I gave my girlfriend a card with Roses are red, violets are blue. She said, Sweetie, it's our anniversary, not a kindergarten art project. Well, excuse me for trying to keep it classic!
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I decided to make my own version of those lines. Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and my cooking is, well, let's not talk about my cooking. I've never seen someone regret accepting a dinner invitation so quickly.
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Alright, let's talk about romance, folks. You know, they say roses are red, violets are blue. But have you ever stopped to think that this is basically Mother Nature's way of telling us she's not great at inventing new colors? I mean, come on, Mother Nature, get yourself a color wheel!
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