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You ever notice how "Roses are red, violets are blue" is the only poetic expression of love that everyone knows? It's like the ABCs of romance, and if you don't know it, you're basically failing Love 101.
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I tried to impress my date with some poetry, so I said, "Roses are red, violets are blue, and my attempts at romance are probably the reason I'm still single." Needless to say, I got a sympathy laugh, and that's about it.
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I saw a graffiti artist attempting to be poetic. "Roses are red, violets are blue" was spray-painted on a wall. I appreciate the effort, but I'm not sure the city streets are the ideal place for romantic advice.
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You know, someone once said, "Roses are red, violets are blue." Well, I must have missed the memo because I've never seen a blue violet. I mean, did Mother Nature get lazy with the color palette that day?
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I tried writing my own romantic poem the other day: "Roses are red, violets are blue, and my ability to write poetry is about as impressive as my dance moves at a wedding – awkward and better left unseen.
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I tried updating the classic poem: "Roses are red, violets are blue, and my attempts at flirting are so cringeworthy, they make dad jokes look cool." Needless to say, my dating life remains a work in progress.
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You know you're an adult when "Roses are red, violets are blue" transitions from a sweet sentiment to an existential crisis. I mean, is that all there is to love, or did Hallmark just run out of rhymes?
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Has anyone else noticed that "Roses are red, violets are blue" sounds more like a kindergarten art project than a profound expression of love? I can just imagine a bunch of toddlers with finger paints, giving relationship advice.
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I received a love letter that said, "Roses are red, violets are blue." I was flattered until I remembered that's the same poem I found in a greeting card at the dollar store. Apparently, my admirer has a budget.
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