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Hot Rod
The hot rod is upset that people only care about its speed, not its feelings.
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I asked my hot rod, "What's the rush?" It replied, "Well, maybe if people asked about my day instead of my zero to sixty time, I wouldn't have road rage issues.
Rodent's Perspective
A rodent is frustrated with humans always associating its name with pest control.
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I asked a squirrel, "Why do humans always scream when they see you?" The squirrel replied, "Maybe it's the acorn in my hand, or maybe they're just nuts.
Fishing Rod
The fishing rod is tired of being constantly thrown into the water and wants a break.
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My fishing rod has a better love life than I do. It's always getting hooked up, and I'm just standing there, waiting for someone to take the bait.
Lightning Rod
The lightning rod is jealous of all the attention lightning gets.
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Lightning rod went on strike the other day. I guess it finally got tired of being the "shock absorber" in our relationship.
Surveyor's Rod
The surveyor's rod is tired of being the forgotten hero in construction.
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Surveyor's rod walks into a construction site and shouts, "I'm not just a stick with numbers; I'm the reason your building doesn't end up in the neighbor's living room. Show some respect!
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