5 Jokes For Rock Roll

Double Meaning Jokes

Updated on: May 19 2025

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The Groupie's Dilemma

The groupie has to choose between the rock and the roll.
Groupies are the real multitaskers – they can appreciate both the rock and the roll without missing a beat.

The Overworked Roadie

The roadie has to deal with the rock and the roll, literally.
Roadies have a secret talent: they can dodge flying drumsticks like they're in a life-sized game of Rock, Paper, Scissors.

The Fan in the Front Row

The fan wants attention, but the rockstar is too busy rocking out.
I brought a sign to the concert that said, "Notice me, rockstar!" He did. He noticed me and then noticed security escorting me out.

The Rockstar's Guitar

The guitar wants recognition, but the rockstar keeps stealing the spotlight.
The rockstar's guitar started a protest – it wants more solos. I guess it's tired of being just a "chord-board" member.

The Drummer's Perspective

The drummer feels overlooked compared to the flashy frontman.
Drummers are like the unsung heroes of the band – literally. No one hears us singing in the shower.

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