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Why did the scarecrow become a successful gambler? Because he was outstanding in his field!
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Why did the stockbroker bring a ladder to work? Because he heard the market was always up for a climb!
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Why did the scarecrow become a successful gambler? Because he was outstanding in his field!
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I tried to impress my friends by doing something risky. I went camping. If you call sleeping on the ground, fighting mosquitoes, and pretending to enjoy trail mix impressive, then I'm the Bear Grylls of bad decisions!
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Being an adult is risky business. They tell you to follow your dreams, but they never warned me about the nightmares of paying bills and doing taxes. I miss nap time and recess; those were the good old days of financial irresponsibility!
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I decided to spice up my life by trying something risky – skydiving. I figured, if my parachute fails, at least my last words will be, 'Well, this wasn't on my bucket list.'
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I attempted cooking a fancy dish for a date. Let's just say the kitchen became a war zone. It was so risky; I'm surprised Gordon Ramsay didn't pop out of my spice cabinet and start yelling, 'What are you doing?!'
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I decided to play a risky game of hide and seek with my cat. It's been three days, and I haven't found him yet. I'm starting to think he's either a hide-and-seek champion or I accidentally adopted an invisible cat!
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Dating is like a risky investment. You never know if you're going to strike gold or end up with a timeshare in awkwardville. It's a gamble, but hey, at least I get some good stories out of it!
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Living life on the edge is risky, but have you ever tried eating a taco over a white couch? That's a whole new level of danger. It's like a salsa-filled game of Operation!
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I recently took a risky career move – I became a professional juggler. Not with balls or bowling pins, but with my responsibilities. Spoiler alert: I dropped a few, and now I'm juggling unemployment and regret!
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I ordered something online and chose the 'risky' shipping option – you know, the one that makes you question if it's ever going to arrive. It finally showed up with a note saying, 'Congratulations! You've just completed the slowest race of your life.'
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