5 Jokes For Risky

Double Meaning Jokes

Updated on: May 25 2025

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The Overworked Parent

Juggling work and parenting
I tried explaining to my boss that my toddler's art on the wall is actually avant-garde office decor. Let's just say, my artistic interpretation of deadlines didn't buy me any extra time.

The Coffee Addict

Balancing caffeine addiction with the need for sleep
I ordered an espresso at a fancy cafe, and they served it in a tiny cup. I asked the barista, "Is this a joke?" She said, "No, it's just concentrated happiness." Well, it might be concentrated, but it's not enough to keep me awake during that mandatory office meeting.

The Fitness Freak

Staying fit while battling a love for junk food
I bought a fitness tracker, and now it reminds me to exercise every hour. I'm starting to think it's more of a guilt tracker. It beeps, and I'm like, "Okay, fine, I'll take the stairs... to the vending machine.

The Tech-Challenged Senior

Navigating the world of smartphones and social media
I asked my granddaughter to help me set up a Facebook account. She said, "Grandma, you just need to follow people." I replied, "Sweetheart, I've been following people my whole life; it's called stalking. Facebook just makes it official.

The Pessimistic Weather Reporter

Trying to find the silver lining in every forecast
My forecast for today: scattered optimism with a chance of sarcasm. I tried doing a sunshine dance, but it looked more like I was auditioning for a medieval play. Let's just say, the weather and I have a stormy relationship.

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