7 Jokes About Ripped Jeans

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Updated on: Aug 23 2024

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My cat attacked my ripped jeans. I guess you could say they've been 'paw-sitively shredded'!
I asked my ripped jeans for fashion advice. They said, 'It's all about the 'hole' look!
I told my ripped jeans a secret, but they couldn't keep it together. I guess they're not good at 'holding things in'!
I told my jeans a joke, but they didn't laugh. I guess they have a 'rip' in their sense of humor!
I accidentally ripped my jeans while rock climbing. They wanted to 'hang around' for a little longer!
My ripped jeans are like my life – a little unraveled, but still hanging in there!
Why did the ripped jeans apply for a job? They wanted to get a 'shredding' position in the fashion industry!

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