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I love how ripped jeans are marketed as edgy and rebellious. Like, yeah, I rebelled against paying full price for intact denim.
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Ripped jeans are like a secret code among fashionistas. If you see someone wearing them, it's like a silent nod that says, "We both understand the struggle of trying to put these on without getting a foot caught in the wrong hole.
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You ever notice how ripped jeans are the only clothing item that becomes more expensive the less fabric it has? I mean, you're basically paying extra for something that's missing!
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Ripped jeans are like the fashion world's way of saying, "Hey, I could afford the whole pair, but I chose not to." It's a flex in frugality.
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Ripped jeans are the fashion equivalent of a participation trophy. "Congratulations, you wore pants today. Here's your distressed denim medal.
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Ripped jeans are the only fashion trend where the goal is to look like you narrowly escaped a pack of fashion-hungry wolves. It's survival of the chicest.
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Ripped jeans make me feel like a time traveler. One day, I'm walking around in 2022, and the next, I'm rocking the 1980s punk rock vibe. It's like a fashion flux capacitor.
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I bought a pair of ripped jeans recently, and I think I took the whole "distressed" look a bit too seriously. People kept asking if I was okay and if I needed help finding the rest of my pants.
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Ripped jeans are the only clothing item that gets more compliments the more it looks like it's been mauled by a particularly discerning bear. "Oh, is that a custom tear? So artistic!
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