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Ever notice how our phones always ring at the worst possible moment? Like, I could be in the middle of a job interview, and suddenly the theme song from "The Office" starts blasting. Thanks, universe, for adding laugh tracks to my real-life sitcom.
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My grandmother still has the classic old-school phone with an actual bell ringer. It's like having a tiny orchestra play every time she gets a call. Beethoven wishes he composed my grandma's ringtone.
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You know you're an adult when the most exciting part of your day is discovering a new ringtone for your alarm. It's the little things that get us out of bed, or at least hit the snooze button for the tenth time.
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The vibration mode on phones is a game-changer. But let's be honest, when your phone is on vibrate, and it starts dancing across the table like a possessed robot, everyone in the room knows what's happening. It's like a secret code for "incoming call, or I forgot to turn off my adult toys again.
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Speaking of ringers, my phone's default ringtone is so bland that when it goes off in public, everyone's checking their own phones. I'm like, "No, folks, that generic jingle is my life calling me.
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I tried using a song from my favorite band as a ringtone once. Big mistake. Now every time I hear that song, I instinctively reach for my pocket like Pavlov's dog. My favorite band turned into my personal telemarketer.
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Have you ever been in a meeting, and someone's phone starts ringing with the most obnoxious ringer? And they fumble around trying to turn it off like they're diffusing a bomb? Dude, it's a phone call, not a CIA mission!
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You ever notice how our phones have become the ultimate ringers in our lives? I mean, I can't even remember my friend's faces, but if you play their custom ringtone, I can tell you their astrological sign, favorite pizza topping, and probably their deepest fears.
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Why do we even bother setting different ringtones for different people? Like, my boss has the same ringtone as my pizza delivery guy. I guess in a way, both bring something essential to my life.
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