18 Jokes For Ringers

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Updated on: Jul 03 2024

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Why did the bicycle bell go to school? It wanted to be 'well-rounded'!
What did the bell say to the naughty bell? 'You're ringing my patience!
What's a bell's favorite holiday? 'Ring'-dependence Day!
What did one bell say to the other during an argument? 'Let's not be too 'clinging' to our opinions!
Why did the bell refuse to participate in the choir? It didn't want to be a ringer!
What's a bell's favorite kind of music? Anything with a good 'ring' to it!
What did the bell say when it got fully submerged? 'I'm 'toll'-ally underwater!
What did the liberty bell say to the other bells? 'We've all got a ringing endorsement!

Ringers: The CEOs of Office Potlucks

Office potlucks are where amateur chefs try to impress the higher-ups. Then come the ringers – they bring in dishes that make you question if they secretly have a Michelin star in their pocket. Meanwhile, I’m just hoping my dish doesn’t get an HR complaint.

Ringers: The Michelin Stars of Home Cooked Meals

So, you invite friends over for dinner, hoping your cooking will impress. But then there are these ringers who make you question if they moonlight as professional chefs. Meanwhile, my culinary skills are still stuck in the microwave era.

Ringers: The MVPs of Pickup Basketball Games

Ever played pickup basketball and suddenly LeBron James shows up, disguised as your friend's cousin? Yep, that’s the ringer. Dunking on us mortals like it’s the NBA Finals while I’m here trying to avoid accidentally dribbling on my shoes.

Ringers: The Avengers of Potluck Parties

Potluck parties are where culinary dreams collide, right? But then you have those secret chefs, the ringers, who show up with a dish that makes Gordon Ramsay consider a career change. Meanwhile, my contribution looks like a failed science experiment.

Ringers: The Olympic Athletes of Trivia Night

Trivia night at the local pub feels like a showdown of intellect until that one team walks in. You know, the one with encyclopedias disguised as humans. They’re the ringers. It's like watching the Olympics of random facts, and I’m here, struggling to remember my own phone number.

Ringers: The Ultimate Disguise

Ever notice how the only time you seem to be winning in a game of cards is when your friends suddenly bring in these ringers? It’s like they have secret agents on speed dial. I mean, come on, they probably have a hotline that goes, Hello, 911? Send in the Aces!

Ringers: The MVPs of Karaoke Night

Karaoke night, where shower singers become overnight legends. But then there’s always that one friend who brings in these ringers - they're like the Beyoncés and Adeles of our group. Meanwhile, I’m over here hitting notes that only dogs can appreciate.

Ringers: The Grandmasters of Family Game Night

Family game night is supposed to be about bonding until Uncle Bob rolls in with these ringers. Suddenly, Scrabble becomes a spelling bee, and I’m out here rearranging letters to make words only found in alien dictionaries.

Ringers: The Jedi Masters of Bar Trivia

Bar trivia, where knowledge meets alcohol-induced confidence. But then, these ringers show up and turn the game into a scene from a Star Wars script. Meanwhile, I’m using the Force to summon answers from the deepest corners of my brain, which apparently are filled with cat memes.

Ringers: The Masters of Board Games

Board game night, the battlefield of friendships. It’s all fun and games until those ringers show up. Suddenly, Monopoly becomes their property empire, and I’m left wondering if I can mortgage my dignity to pay rent.

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