5 Jokes For Renaissance

Double Meaning Jokes

Updated on: Jan 03 2025

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The Renaissance Artist

Struggling with the pressure to create a masterpiece
I tried painting a modern version of the Mona Lisa, but she wasn't smiling. I realized she was just upset because she couldn't take a selfie with that giant wooden frame.

The Renaissance Fair Vendor

Trying to modernize a medieval business
I asked the Renaissance Fair food vendor if they had gluten-free options. They said, "Sure, we have gluten-free turkey legs. Just hold the turkey, the leg, and everything else except the gluten!

The Renaissance Time Traveler

Struggling with the inconveniences of modern life after time-traveling
I brought a Renaissance poet to the present, and he's convinced that emojis are the hieroglyphics of our time. Now he won't stop writing sonnets about smiley faces.

The Renaissance Hipster

Trying to be unique in a time known for its uniqueness
I saw a Renaissance hipster knitting a chainmail scarf. When I asked why, he said, "It's not for protection; it's a statement against the mainstream fabric industry.

The Renaissance Matchmaker

Navigating love and courtship in a time of chivalry
The Renaissance couple wanted to have a modern-style wedding. I suggested a Renaissance-themed wedding, but they insisted on having a "Ye Olde Instagrammable Wedding" complete with medieval filters.

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