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I tried to make a joke about the Renaissance, but it was too 'sketchy' for some people!
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Why did the Renaissance musician break up with their instrument? It couldn't handle the 'note'-worthy commitment!
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I told a Renaissance painter a joke, and he just stared at me. I guess he didn't find it very 'canvas'-ing!
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How did the Renaissance artist pay for his paint? With a masterpiece card!
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How did the Renaissance artist sign their paintings? With 'da Vinci'-ture!
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The Renaissance was like the original glow-up! Suddenly, everyone was trading in their parchment for Van Gogh-level selfies.
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The Renaissance was the era of creativity, beauty, and... questionable hygiene. 'Behold, my breathtaking fresco!
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During the Renaissance, artists were the rock stars of their time. Can you imagine Botticelli doing a world tour? 'Florence, are you ready to brush up on your art history?'
Ah, the Renaissance, when commissions were the original hustle. 'Hey, Leonardo, can you paint me like one of your French girls?' That'll be 100 florins, please.
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Imagine if the Renaissance had YouTube tutorials. Welcome to Raphael's channel. Today, I'll show you how to blend colors and avoid accidentally painting your hand blue!
In the Renaissance, artists mastered the art of subtlety and detail. 'This painting? Oh, it's just a casual 5-year project. No biggie!'
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If the Renaissance happened today, we'd have art influencers. Caravaggio's latest post: 'Got kicked out of the baroque club for using too much chiaroscuro. Worth it for the dramatic effect!'
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Ah, the Renaissance: when 'I'm an artist' was a legit excuse for being broke. 'I'll pay you in paintings!' Sorry, landlord, can you accept this barter for rent?
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The Renaissance was the time when artists got more attention than the Kardashians! 'Did you hear about that new sculpture, David? He's got abs for days!'
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The Renaissance gave us masterpieces, but also a lot of awkward family portraits. 'Alright, everyone, smile and try not to look like you're posing for currency!'
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The Renaissance was like a creativity explosion! 'I'll paint a ceiling!' 'I'll sculpt a masterpiece!' Meanwhile, I struggle to decide what filter to use on my vacation photos.
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