7 Jokes For Remote Control

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Updated on: Feb 28 2025

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My remote control told me it needs space. I guess that's why it keeps disappearing between the couch cushions.
I bought a universal remote, but it doesn't control my wife. I guess it's not that universal.
I told my remote control I love it, but it's just not working out between us. It couldn't handle the commitment.
I asked my remote control for its New Year's resolution. It said, 'I'm going to work on my connections.
I asked my remote control for relationship advice. It said, 'Just keep pressing the right buttons, and everything will work out.
My remote control and I have a lot in common. We both need batteries to function properly.
My remote control and I have a love-hate relationship. I love it when it works, and it hates me when I drop it.

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