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Why did Red Riding Hood start a tech company? She wanted to create 'wolf'-ware!
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What do you call it when Red Riding Hood opens a bakery? Little Red Rolling Hood!
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Why did Red Riding Hood bring a camera to her grandmother's house? She wanted to capture the 'wildlife' in the woods!
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What's Red Riding Hood's favorite board game? Monopoly, because she's great at 'building' wolf-proof houses!
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What did Red Riding Hood say when she met the big bad wolf at the comedy club? 'You're a howl of a performer!
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Why did Red Riding Hood start a rock band? She wanted to play 'Bad to the Wolf' music!
Little Red's Side Hustle
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I heard Red Riding Hood is considering a side hustle as a real estate agent. She's like, If I can navigate through a forest to find grandma's house, I can definitely help you find your dream home. Just watch out for wolves in disguise.
Little Red's Self-Defense Class
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I heard Little Red is teaching self-defense classes now. Her first lesson is titled, How to Spot a Wolf in Grandma's Clothing. Spoiler alert: if someone's ears are sticking out of grandma's bonnet, it's not really grandma.
Grandma's Extreme Makeover
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You ever notice how Red Riding Hood didn't recognize her own grandma? I mean, if my grandma suddenly looked like a wolf, I'd be questioning her skincare routine. Grandma must have gone through an extreme makeover, the kind you don't see on reality TV.
Little Red's Snack Attack
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So, Red Riding Hood was carrying a basket of goodies, right? That's her thing. But can we talk about the snack choices? Cupcakes, cookies, and whatnot. No wonder the wolf wanted to be friends! I bet he was just trying to score an invite to the picnic.
The Real Villain - Fashion Police
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You know who the real villain in the Red Riding Hood story is? The fashion police. I mean, a red hood with a matching cape? Little Red Riding Hood should have known better. No wonder the wolf couldn't resist a bite of that fashion disaster.
Red Riding Hood's GPS Issues
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You know, Red Riding Hood had some serious GPS issues. I mean, who gets lost in the woods nowadays? Even her phone's Siri was like, Turn left at the big bad wolf, then make a right at grandma's house.
Little Red, Big Problems
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I heard Red Riding Hood had a therapist. Yeah, apparently, she's traumatized from that whole wolf-in-grandma's-clothing incident. The therapist suggested she try retail therapy, but now she just owns 20 different hooded capes.
Grandma's Wolf-Proofing Business
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Grandma should start a business teaching people how to wolf-proof their homes. She'd be like, Step 1: Install a doorbell camera. Step 2: If your grandma suddenly grows fur, run! Don't wait for her to ask about your day.
Wolf's Got Fashion Tips
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So, the big bad wolf in the Red Riding Hood story, he had a unique sense of fashion. He's like, I want to look more like grandma, maybe scare Little Red with my impeccable taste. I guess he missed the memo on 'fashionably late' and went straight for 'fashionably furry.
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