5 Jokes For Red Riding Hood

Double Meaning Jokes

Updated on: Feb 27 2025

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The Woodsman

Constantly being interrupted while trying to do his job
I tried to retire, but they keep calling me back. "Woodsman, we need you!" I'm starting to think the trees are in on it, conspiring with Red to ruin my peaceful lumberjack retirement.

The Trees in the Forest

Tired of being bystanders to all the drama
We're thinking of starting a podcast—Tree Talk. Spill the sap on all the forest gossip. Little Red, if you're listening, stay out of our branches!

Little Red Riding Hood's Grandma

Dealing with the chaos of unexpected visits
She brings that wolf into my house! I had to pretend to be sick so she would leave. I've never faked a fever so convincingly in my life.

The Wolf

Trying to convince everyone he's not as bad as the rumors say
I tried a career change and became a life coach. My first client was the Three Little Pigs. I told them to build their houses with better materials, but they just rolled their eyes.

The Basket

Tired of being the carrier of potentially dangerous goods
I have a reputation to uphold. People see me, and they're like, "Oh, here comes trouble." I'm just a basket, trying to mind my own business. Maybe I should start a support group with the other enchanted objects.

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