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So, I've been thinking about getting in shape lately. Not because I want to be healthier or anything – no, it's because I've heard rumors that the rapture might involve a fitness test. Can you imagine getting to the pearly gates and St. Peter is like, "Alright, drop and give
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You ever wonder if the fashion industry will get in on the rapture hype? Like, what if there's a whole line of "Rapture Chic" clothing? Picture this: angel wings, halos, and maybe a little bit of heavenly sparkle. It's the perfect outfit for when you want to look good just
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You know how social media influencers are always trying to be on-trend? Well, imagine if the rapture became the ultimate trend. #RaptureGoals, anyone? People would be posting their best angelic selfies, trying to outdo each other with their most heavenly filter. "Just got my wings waxed and ready for the
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Ladies and gentlemen, have you ever heard about the rapture? You know, that divine event where supposedly the chosen ones get taken up to heaven, leaving the rest of us down here to deal with traffic and bad Wi-Fi? It's like the ultimate VIP party, and I wasn't even invited!
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