6 Jokes For Rapture

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Updated on: Jul 31 2024

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I tried to organize a rapture-themed party, but it disappeared without a trace!
Heard about the rapture marathon? It's a race to the heavens, but no one ever finishes!
What did the preacher say about the rapture? 'It's an uplifting experience!
What did the cloud say during the rapture? 'I'm on cloud nine!
What's the rapture's favorite game? Ascension Twister!
What did the rapture enthusiast say to procrastinators? 'You're missing the ascension excitement!

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