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You know, folks, I recently moved into this old house, and the real estate agent didn't mention the live-in tenant, Randolph. Now, Randolph isn't your typical roommate; he's been around since, I don't know, maybe the 1800s? He's the kind of ghost who thinks hiding your car keys is a hilarious prank. I mean, come on, Randolph, I've got places to be! I swear, if there's a 'Best Ghost Prankster' award, Randolph's definitely in the running. I even found a note saying, 'Boo-haha!' next to my missing socks. But hey, at least he's eco-friendly. Lights flickering on and off? Randolph's just trying to save some energy. Thanks, buddy, but could you do it when I'm not in the shower?
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Living with a ghost has its own set of rules, you know? Like, I can't just leave my stuff lying around. Randolph has this thing about cleanliness. I wake up, and my shoes are neatly placed in a row. At least I don't have to worry about tripping over them, right? Oh, and don't get me started on privacy! Randolph has no sense of personal space. I'm trying to binge-watch my favorite show, and suddenly, the remote floats across the room. Thanks, Randolph, I appreciate the assistance, but I've got the remote under control!
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I've come to realize that living with a ghost means sharing your kitchen. Randolph's trying to channel his inner Gordon Ramsay, I swear! One day, I found the salt in the sugar jar. Oh, the joys of a ghost's culinary experiments! I mean, who knew ectoplasm could double as a cooking ingredient? And don't even get me started on the surprise additions to my morning coffee. Ghost pepper might be a delicacy, but not in my morning cup! Thanks for the wake-up call, Randolph, but next time, I'll stick to regular creamer.
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So, Randolph, my ghost roommate, is convinced he's the ultimate DIY expert. The other day, I found him rearranging furniture while humming some vintage tune. I'm telling you, watching a ghost try to use a hammer is a whole new level of entertainment. He proudly claims he's fixing things, but the only thing he's fixing is my patience. He tried to hang a picture frame, and now it's hanging at a 45-degree angle. Thanks, Randolph, modern art appreciators might think it's intentional, but I know it's your handiwork.
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