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Randolph went to the beach and tried to find a shell with his name on it. It was a bit shellfish of him!
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Why did Randolph bring a ladder to the bar? He heard the drinks were on the house!
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Randolph thought he could be a baker, but he couldn't make enough dough!
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Randolph decided to become a chef, but he got fired. Turns out, he couldn't make enough 'cents' in the kitchen!
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Randolph tried to be a gardener, but he couldn't find his roots. He was just too 'potted' to handle!
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Randolph wanted to be a math teacher, but he just couldn't count on himself!
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Randolph went to the zoo and tried to buy a giraffe. They told him it was a tall order!
The Adventures of Randolph: A Ghost's Guide to Haunting
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You know, my ghost friend Randolph thinks he's the ultimate haunting expert. He's always like, Bro, let me tell you, levitating furniture is so last season. I'm on a whole new spectral level—I call it 'haunt couture.'
The Ghost and the WiFi Password
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Living with a ghost has its challenges. Randolph always messes with the WiFi, and I'm like, Randolph, I can't binge-watch 'Ghostbusters' if you keep disrupting the connection. He's like, Who you gonna call now?
Randolph's Failed Career as a Ghostwriter
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So Randolph tried his hand at writing a book, a ghostwritten book, you know. It was a disaster. The plot had more holes than a haunted Swiss cheese. I told him, Maybe stick to haunting, Randolph.
Ghost Therapy with Randolph
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I suggested that Randolph should go to ghost therapy. He's like, Why? I'm perfectly happy haunting people. I said, Maybe because you've been stuck in the same spooky routine for centuries. Even ghosts need a mid-afterlife crisis!
Haunted House Meetings with Randolph
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Living with a ghost roommate is interesting. Randolph and I have these house meetings. He says, I think we need more ectoplasmic energy in the living room. I'm like, How about we just get a brighter light bulb?
Randolph's Dating Tips for Ghosts
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Randolph is trying to give me dating advice from the afterlife. He goes, Dude, you gotta be more transparent with your feelings. I'm like, Randolph, that's a metaphor, not a pickup line. Casper never had to deal with this!
Randolph's Ghost Fashion
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Randolph is obsessed with ghost fashion trends. He's like, I'm thinking of ditching the classic white sheet and going for a more ethereal, misty look. I'm like, Sure, Randolph, just don't start a ghost fashion blog.
Randolph's Spectral Workout Routine
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He's into fitness too. Randolph insists on doing spectral push-ups. I'm like, Dude, you're already weightless. What are you trying to achieve here? Are you haunting for a summer body?
Haunted Housekeeping with Randolph
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Randolph has this thing about cleanliness. He goes, I can't stand dusty corners; it's bad for my spectral aura. I'm like, Dude, you're literally made of mist. I don't think a little dust is gonna harm your afterlife vibe.
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