17 Jokes For Punching

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Updated on: Jan 04 2025

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What did one punch say to the other? 'I've got you covered!'
Why did the lemon get into a fight with the orange? It was a citrus punch-up!
Why was the punch bowl nervous? It heard the fruit was going to take a jab at it!
Did you hear about the punch that joined a band? It became the 'hit' of the group!
Why was the punch so good at telling jokes? It had a knockout punchline every time!
What do you call a fake noodle punch? An impasta!
Why did the grape punch the banana? Because it had a crush on it!

Punching, an Art Form

I’m not the most athletic person, but I believe I’ve mastered the delicate art of pretending to know martial arts. My signature move? The Air Punch - it's invisible, yet powerful. Just ask the mosquitoes I've been practicing on!

Unexpected Punchlines

I’m not saying I’m bad at surprises, but I once tried to throw a surprise party for my friend. He walked in and saw the decorations, then looked at me and said, Wow, I haven't seen this many balloons since your last punching spree!

Punching Bag Woes

I tried out kickboxing recently. Turns out, my best move is the Apology Punch - you know, the one where I miss the bag entirely and end up saying sorry to it.

The Art of Punching

You know, I’ve been trying to get fit lately. My gym instructor suggested I try punching. I told him, I’m great at punching… walls accidentally when I misjudge the distance.

The Power of Punching

My friends suggested I take up boxing to release stress. Little did they know, my stress relief technique involves punching the air and apologizing to it afterwards for disturbing the peace.

Punchlines Gone Wrong

I attempted to impress someone at a party with my knock-knock joke skills. Let's just say, my punchline was so bad, they thought I was practicing for a career in punching walls!

Punching Mishaps

I recently started taking boxing lessons. Let's just say, the only knockout I achieved was when I accidentally knocked myself out trying to put on the gloves.

Punchlines and Irony

I tried to be more assertive in life. But it turns out, the only time I make a strong point is when I accidentally punch the air mid-conversation.

Punchline Prowess

I’m trying to be more spontaneous. Yesterday, I spontaneously punched the air in excitement. Now I have to apologize to my hand for the impromptu collision.

Punching Patterns

I’ve noticed a pattern in my life. Every time I try to be intimidating, I accidentally end up demonstrating my impeccable Punch and Run technique.

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