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Ever notice how punching a boxing game on a console is the only time you feel like a heavyweight champion, but in reality, you're just swinging your arms wildly in your living room?
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Ever try to punch a pillow to let out some frustration? It starts soft, but halfway through, you're in a full-blown fight with a cushion, questioning every life decision that led you here.
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You ever notice how punching the air is like the universal sign for "I disagree with everything you just said, but I don't have the energy to explain why"?
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Isn't it funny how we've all fantasized about punching that alarm clock in the morning, but deep down, we know it's not the clock's fault we stayed up binge-watching Netflix?
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You know you're getting old when you think punching a jukebox will change the song, but in reality, you just get kicked out of the diner.
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Isn't it ironic how we punch holes in paper to keep our important papers together? It's like saying, "I trust you to hold onto my secrets, but not too tightly.
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Why is it that when we punch a calculator to fix a mistake, it doesn't make the number go away? Like, I'm giving it a taste of its own medicine!
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Punching the elevator button repeatedly doesn't make it arrive faster. If only elevators had feelings; I'd be in serious trouble by now.
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Ever try punching the air underwater? It's like slow motion, and suddenly you're in your own dramatic movie scene, but with less grace and more splashing.
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