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You know, there's an unwritten law at the gym: the louder someone is shaking their protein shaker, the less likely they are to rerack their weights. It's like they think the noise will distract us from the fact that they just left a mess of dumbbells scattered across the floor.
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You ever try being in a relationship with someone on a protein shake diet? It's like dating a blender. You have to schedule your romantic moments between their shake rituals. "Sorry, babe, no kissing right now, it's shake time." And the protein gas – let's not ignore the elephant in
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You ever notice how protein shakes are like the secret potion of the fitness world? People chug those things down like it's the elixir of life. I mean, what's in those shakes? Are they secretly brewing a potion in the gym basement? I tried a protein shake once. It said
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Protein shakes are marketed like they're the instant buff spell from a video game. You drink one, and suddenly you're supposed to transform into a superhero. But the only transformation I experienced was from "Skinny Steve" to "Bloaty Bloke" because apparently, my stomach didn't get the memo. I thought I
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