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Conspiracy Theorist's Rant
Protein shakes - a government experiment?
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They say protein shakes are good for muscle recovery. But what if it's all a ploy to distract us from the real issues, like aliens living among us or the fact that cats are plotting world domination? Stay woke, people!
Alien's Observation
Trying to understand Earth's obsession with protein shakes
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Humans talk about protein shakes like it's the elixir of life. Meanwhile, my fellow extraterrestrials are sipping on the nectar of a thousand galaxies, and we haven't needed a single scoop of protein powder.
Gym Bro's Perspective
Balancing gains with taste
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I've been drinking these protein shakes religiously, and now I'm in this awkward situation where my muscles are getting bigger, but my taste buds are threatening to file for emancipation. It's like my tongue is staging a rebellion against the protein dictatorship.
Stand-Up Comedian's Dilemma
Crafting jokes about protein shakes
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I asked my trainer for advice on protein shakes. He said, "Just chug it and pretend it's delicious." I replied, "Ah, just like my comedy career - chug it and pretend it's going somewhere.
Grandma's Perspective
Protein shakes versus grandma's cooking
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My grandson tried to convince me that his protein shake is healthier than my pot roast. I said, "Sweetie, my pot roast has been around longer than your protein powder has been on the market. If it could talk, it would say, 'I've been making people happy longer than you've been alive.'
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